Anonymous asked:
http://gizmodo.com/whole-foods-apologizes-for-making-oranges-more-convenie-1762928837
file to: we deserve our fate
Calculating US police killings using methodologies from war-crimes trials
(via http://boingboing.net/2016/03/06/calculating-us-police-killings.html)
yoisthisracist answered:
Listen, if you the tone of this blog makes the words any less true, you need to think about what’s wrong about your brain, because it works real bad.
Hi I’m here to explain to you the point of your own blog and to tell you you’re doing it wrong because I think I know better than you. Your welcome
Insidious shrinking doughnut hole conspiracy revealed. This is why North America keeps getting fatter.
Our cold, heartless, donut-hole eating reptilian overlords have remained healthy and strong by systematically taking the tender middle for themselves and forcing humanity to process the industrial waste of each year’s donut harvest.
Yesterday myself and several other GIF artists received a notice from Tumblr regarding copyright infringement. The letter’s tone of voice is unnecessarily condescending and contains awesome phrases such as “this is a good opportunity to learn more about US copyright law (never a bad idea)…. “...
Hello. This is a Think Piece (™) on the phenomenology of teens.
Anonymous asked:
yoisthisracist answered:
That’s some sad shit.
This would disproportionately populate the past with racists.
Since the past is in fact overwhelmingly populated with racists, we can obviously assume that someone has invented such a time machine.






