Apple Cabin Foods No.8
anonymous asked: I think if a white kid had managed to briefly get the upper hand before being shot to death by an armed nighttime stalker, Toby Keith would pen an un-listenable song to lionize him.
Honestly, if George Zimmerman were black, he wouldn’t have survived more than a couple minutes after the arrival of the police.
Olde Time Country Racist & Kite Decorator (June 1940)
Apple Cabin Foods No. 6
WORLD ORDER ”BOY MEETS GIRL” (by Crystal Navigation)
and its so funny and self aware too hehe
omg i love this
“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”
I never want to forget this